Don't miss Comedian Tanael Joachim performing December 17, 2025 at Cafe Eleven in St. Augustine Beach!

December 17, 2025 | 8pm

The Alien Everywhere is TJ’s third standup tour. Following successful stints in North America and Europe, he’s ready to go again and bring jokes from the singular Haitian perspective to the rest of the English speaking world. He’s also planning to add a few more countries, and even continents to this one. He hopes to see you in a room, wherever in the world you live, laughing together at the human condition.

EVENT DETAILS

  • 18+ ages. $5 under 21 yrs of age fee charged at the door.
  • Reserve Table Seating Show. Please select seat at time of ticket purchase.
  • Food served until event begins. Once event begins only drinks & desserts are available.

EVENT SCHEDULE

  • We are always open prior to the start of events for dinner & drinks, with HALF PRICE HAPPY HOUR every day from 3pm-7pm.
  • 7:00 PM – Doors
  • 8:00 PM – Showtime 

TJ (Tanael Joachim)

TJ (Tanael Joachim) is a Haitian born stand-up comedian who is currently based in New York City. TJ has a very laid back, smooth, and conversational style. He jokes about race, society’s idiosyncrasies, and the inherent contrast between life in Haiti and America. He has made appearances on Gotham Comedy Live (AXS TV) and Good Day New York (FOX).

TJ is a paid regular at the Comedy Cellar and Gotham Comedy Club in NYC. He has performed all over the world. He recently returned from a small European tour where he performed in English and French.

He has opened for Colin Quinn, Janelle James, Maria Bamford and Sean Patton. He has also been a featured performer at numerous festivals like Netflix Is A Joke Festival, SF Sketchfest and the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival.

TJ is also an Op-Ed contributor for The New York Times. You can watch his special, JANUARY 3RD, on Amazon and listen to his album, SON OF HAITI, on all audio platforms. Check out his Don’t Tell Comedy set on YouTube.

Event FAQs

Find answers to common questions about events at Cafe Eleven.

What time does the event start?
We are always open prior to the start of an event, with Half Price Happy Hour every day from 3pm-7pm.

The door time listed is the time at which reserved seats will be made available to those ticket purchasers. If you arrive prior to the time of doors you are welcome to sit in your seats sooner if they are available.

Show time is the time art which the performance will begin.

Can we come for dinner before the show?
Absolutely! If you do not have a table seat reserved for the show, we always have ample seating outside on our patio where you can enjoy a delicious dinner.

Please note that if you do have a table seat reserved for the show, we can not guarantee that that exact seat will be available prior to event DOORS TIME. If someone is in your seat prior to the time listed for doors, in the event schedule, you are welcome to dine on the patio until your seat becomes available.

Are there any age restrictions for the event?
Any age restrictions are listed under the event details. Age restrictions differ for each event.

UNDER 21: Please note that every event does require a $5 fee paid at the door for anyone under the age of 21 yrs old. This fee is not included in the ticket purchase price.

Where can I purchase tickets?
Tickets are available to purchase online by clicking on the “PURCHASE TICKETS” button on the event page for each specific event.

We do not sell tickets over the phone at the restaurant. If you need assistance purchasing tickets we are happy to help you do this if you stop by the cafe in person. We can then assist you with the online buying process.

Is there parking available at the venue?
Yes, there is parking available at Cafe Eleven in the front, side, and rear of the building. There is also an additional public parking lot located across the street on the east side of Beach Blvd.
What is your refund policy?
Refund policies may vary from event to event. Refund policies are list on the site where your tickets are purchased. Please refer to the ticket purchase site for refund policies.

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